I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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