i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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