Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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