Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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