What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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