Nicole vs. Life
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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