I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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