I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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