Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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