This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
he was CRYING into my vagina
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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