Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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