Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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