Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
