So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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