I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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