I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just cut my nipple shaving
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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