ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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