i need an iv and a liver transplant
no, he came in my armpit
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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