my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You need Xanax blowdarts
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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