I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Did you just see the Batmobile???
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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