Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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