it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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