Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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