hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I'm always down for nudity.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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