i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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