Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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