If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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