I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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