need another drink. this is the easiest way
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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