didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I lost the right to judge tonight
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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