btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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