the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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