I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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