sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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