Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he puts the penis in happiness.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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