Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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