the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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