If i need to get strippers involved i will.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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