ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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