I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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