i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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