adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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