I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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