I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
it glows. i had to have it.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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