do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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