Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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