Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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