I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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