I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
