Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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