So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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