Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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