is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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