I am puke
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Are we still banned from the library?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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