i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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