i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
