If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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