On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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